Anonymous: Just like how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop, you may never know.
At least we will always have these moments seemingly bearded anon.
We could have had it all.
Anonymous: Your eyebrows make my beard tingle.
Dear god who are you and what are you trying to do to me?
Today can literally suck a dick. Kthanksbye